Diccionario Español-Inglés.
Curso rápido con las frases más comunes para pegarse un viaje de vacaciones a yankeelandia:

Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chicken things.
S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.
See eye = si hay = yes we have
T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
C 10 go free O = si, tengo frío = yes, I'm cold
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you

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